Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
If its not for food we ain't going out.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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