She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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