I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
How naked do you want me to be?
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