I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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