actually, I'm a sock model
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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