Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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