Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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