question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
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