You just made me feel so damn special
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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