the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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