I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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