On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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