can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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