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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:21am

    People saying ew lesbians and what not, if it was a straight pair, you wouldn't care so what's the difference who it is. You people are so fucking ignorant I can't even understand how you survive on a day to day basis, it confounds me. And it's not like you can say, "only lesbains don't think it's gross" because I'm straight and I don't love it but I wouldn't love the text no matter who it's from it's just funny so stop being tools and laugh. Thankyou

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:38am

    was the cell on vibrator mode?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:33pm

    For a while I thought I wanted to be a nun then I realized I wanted to be a lesbian.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:33am

    She was texting her other girlfriend, on how bad it smelled down there......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:54am

    There's no such thing as a bad lesbian. Okay Rosie O'Donnell but that's just wrong.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 1:16pm

    To everyone saying fuck lesbians: I would, but they won't let me.

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      Submitted by raykay90 on Aug 15, 10 at 2:54pm

      thats because we really can do it ourselves. this isnt porn, and we dont need a man to help us along =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:27pm

    Holy shit @ everyone saying fuck lesbians Grow up and grow a pair.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:55am

    i seriously doubt this one is fake. i know way too many girls who would do this; i mean, i wouldn't because it's stupid, but i know girls who would. just saying.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:01am

    She was checking u out for the herps!! Ohhhhhh scissor me timbers!!!

  • 84 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:53am

    At least she tried. Most guys wouldn't care. Lesbians ftw.

  • 88 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:09am

    Lesbians ftw! Men dont know how to find a clit anyway. They wouldnt know it if it were right in their face. Oh wait, it was. Point proven.

  • 89 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:07am

    Probably taking pics to send to all her friends.

  • 89 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:02am

    I predict that this thread will have the most responses by lesbians on any tfln thread today. It's true. It's true.

  • 83 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:30pm

    getting trashed and making out with girls is being a clubsbian. clubsbians are not lesbians.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:11am

    mmmmmmm, lesbian clit =)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:35pm

    Get a fucking grip U losers it's 2010 there's lesbians everywhere it's better this way woo hooo go lesbians!!!! Fkn ignorant assholes....prob pissed bc no1 licks u hahahahha dirt.

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:50am

    MY BEST FRIEND WROTE THIS

  • 80 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:24pm

    Uhhh... She probably was trying to take a picture or something. TRUST ME, been there, done that...

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:48am

    why does everyone think shit is fake?? you don't know these people, me and my friends send weird ass texts too so just shutup about fake shit..if you thnik its fake get off of tfln

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 3:22pm

    2:35 that's fucked. get over yourself.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:27am

    Dam...i wonder if she can find her own clit...Lol sorry 4 u babes

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:02am

    well that sucks dick

  • 70 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:33am

    HEY!!! Good job you 'first' assholes!!! Not-a-one!!! (Until after this post)

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:50am

    Sounds like a sexual tourist to me...

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 10:34pm

    Fuck u! I'll Say it again.... Men don't know how to lick clit.... Is that better for you to understand?

  • 78 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:51pm

    lesbians are awesome

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 6:08am

    God this isn't even funny. Agree with the above, users shud be able to decide. Tfln your are continuing to disappoint meeeeeee!

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:33am

    10:21: Can we have the brief version next time please? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by maryaloves415 on Jul 23, 10 at 11:16am

    hahha. been there.

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:51pm

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmclitoris.

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:38pm

    Oh and bTW men can't lick shit...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:56am

    Or, the OP could be a big fat pig and the girl had to move some gunt aside to find the moneymaker

  • 68 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:51am

    Whether this is fake -no girl would have trouble finding a clit, blind-folded- or she was just being savvy and checking for possible STDs.

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 8:54am

    Wow, maybe I should start giving lessons...

  • 59 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:58pm

    Hot

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 7:16pm

    It's not called being bisexual, it's called making out with anyone with a mouth. HA. My excuse for getting trashed and making out with girls. WHAT'S WRONG WITH LESBIANS???

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 5:09am

    Lol that's funny. Practice makes perfect girl! Lay as much as you can an hope for the best lol

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:27am

    scissor me timbers bahahahahaha awesome

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 1:57am

    9:55 ur mom licked my clit last night BAHA grow uppp it's 2010 ...I love lesbians ! Great tnfl btw !

  • 43 47
    Submitted by babygirl0104 on Feb 17, 11 at 9:50pm

    that really fuckin sucks. I'm so sorry

  • 62 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:15pm

    Lol 1:15. Find yourself a pair of bi girls, I say.

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:36pm

    Probably takin a pic of ur clitoris to post it on the interwebz.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:35pm

    Quote of the day: Cheers to lesbians and virgins, thanks for nothin!

  • 67 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:03am

    10:55 HEY- That's my cell number!!

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 8:00pm

    You're right, we can't lick shit. That'd be nasty. Dirty ho.

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:57pm

    Hot

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 2:01pm

    Dear 12:14 Shenanigans starts wars. :D and I fully support that

  • 60 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:51am

    11:50 I'm not your friend Chris.....

  • 50 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 12:29am

    Lesbians.........scare me......unless they are really hot. And I mean like meagen fox as a lesbian hot. But otherwise ..... They scare the shit out of me.

  • 58 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:31am

    Snookie has a Sex Tape- Midget Porn!!

  • 54 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:37am

    My first girl was bad too so I feel for ya

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:22am

    Yeah I was about to say what 11:07 said, could have just been taking a picture.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:41pm

    Pahahaha!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:43am

    BAWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • 45 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:44am

    Staceyyyyy adddisonnnnnnnnn sickkkk

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 4:07am

    3:04. A mans job really? You wouldnt be

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 12:14pm

    I call shenanigans. How could a girl not be able to find a clit?

  • 46 80
    Submitted by 703_Repin on Mar 19, 10 at 10:40pm

    try changing teams!

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    Submitted by underoos101 on Oct 19, 11 at 2:45pm

    Every lesbian thinks they give the best face in the world. I've been with 4 girls who have been with other girls and they all say I blew them out of the water. You aren't innately given the gift of knowing how to lick clit just because you have one, you refine a technique by practicing repeatedly. And there's more to making a girl cum than just anatomy and physics. doing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 9:56am

    she probably wanted to see if there was anything dripping out before she started to munch the carpet

  • 27 47
    Submitted by Nero905 on Sep 2, 11 at 7:31am

    Lol. I know where it is..

  • 53 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 11:01pm

    Agreed! I'll find your clit in 2 seconds flat!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:46am

    Let tfln users moderate texts!! Admins are ruining this site with fake texts!! Post this on all tflns if you agree!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 11:47am

    And we're off.... First

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:04am

    another futile effort by women to do a mans job

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      Submitted by Asilex on Feb 20, 10 at 11:50pm

      Hah! As if. No way a man can be better with a clit than me for example: who has access to one 24/7! If she was checking for stds thats a fkn wierd way to do it!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:04am

    10:02 Let me add some fuel Fuck Lesbians!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 10:04am

    yuck this one made me gag. keep the lesbians off of here