It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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