awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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