AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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