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- (410): She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else. http://tfl.nu/book
- (586): Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
- (902): Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather. http://tfl.nu/book
- (641): Went to the career fair. handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree. Top that.
- #TextsIHate (978): please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
- http://tfl.nu/book (970): Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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