I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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