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  • 68 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:15am

    In Soviet Russia, your dick hates god.

  • 67 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 20, 10 at 1:40pm

    Cus he's mad he messed up and made it sooo small ...

  • 73 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 8:56am

    8:38, that's why Jesus kills kittens.

  • 68 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 2:44am

    He hates your dick because you haven't eaten his.

  • 66 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:18am

    .. It's not your dick that he hates.

  • 59 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 6:04am

    Becaus intercourse is a SIN... You can't do anything with out angering some kinda god...

  • 65 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:19pm

    God hates it because its worthless.

  • 62 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 21, 09 at 1:00am

    you setting yourself up to get slammed

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 2:57pm

    I don't think it's god that hates it. I think it is the females that hate it. Misplacing the blame my man.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 9:01am

    unfunniest text ever

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 11:40am

    Because you are a slut.