she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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