He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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