seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I have aggressive nipples.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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