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  • Submitted by Taipan on Mar 6, 11 at 9:06pm

    Which turned into "sucking a limp dick in the bathroom for more coke"...

  • Submitted by lolly61191 on Mar 6, 11 at 2:16pm

    This is kinda sad. Not really funny.

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      Submitted by mbc420 on Mar 7, 11 at 3:20am

      Sorry for partying.

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        Submitted by Taipan on Mar 8, 11 at 11:41am

        Some people can do this thing where they only drink, don't do drugs, go party, and get to keep the memories. Just FYI.

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          Submitted by mbc420 on Mar 30, 11 at 3:03pm

          Some people do this thing where they only drink and don't remember anything. Or get alcohol poisoning and die. Just FYI.

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    Submitted by suck_on_my_ on Mar 8, 11 at 11:11pm

    Charlie Sheen? Winning!

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    Submitted by RodFarva on Mar 6, 11 at 3:24pm

    After having to wake up early, you know? There's NO coffee in the teacher's lounge, and then you walk into the bathroom to just find a big dook laying there in the urinal! Like it's laughing at you!

  • Submitted by sumsumsay on Mar 6, 11 at 2:27pm

    sounds like a great night!

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    Submitted by MissCandy on Mar 6, 11 at 8:50pm

    There is nothing sad about this message besides the fact they didn't text earlier to tell their friend to come help them get ready. :)

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    Submitted by Cherrie77 on Mar 6, 11 at 3:30pm

    I think it's funny.

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    Submitted by ooohhhyeahhh on Mar 30, 11 at 5:51am

    i mean come on you have to pregame right?

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    Submitted by drunkkid_u_no on Mar 6, 11 at 2:58pm

    That's how we do

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    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 7, 11 at 9:03am

    someone's a social butterfly

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    Submitted by ninjaman181 on Mar 6, 11 at 11:37pm

    Well if your coming, would you stop by the deli and pick up some milk. And more weed.

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    Submitted by applehead on Mar 6, 11 at 11:39pm

    That's a party in itself

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    Submitted by daddyfatsack on Mar 10, 11 at 7:43am

    fucking fantastic!

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    Submitted by mintyshake on Mar 6, 11 at 3:02pm

    There's always time to speedball!