I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
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Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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