I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
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You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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