One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
thus making me awesome and them whores
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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