why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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