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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:49pm

    I can't believe anybody could possibly give this a thumbs down

  • 63 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 7:59am

    HAHAHA fucking awesome.

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:33pm

    Haha nothing like the second cumming.... And when u do give praise ... Haha heard that somewhere

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:10pm

    Ah keeping it real in my area code...OC b keepin it classy ahahahahahahah

  • 72 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:29pm

    The man or woman who calls fake is a fake. Obviously real heshe doesn't have sex anyplace apparently. Pusssyy.

  • 61 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:06pm

    i am going to stick my cock in your mouth and ejaculate.

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:45am

    Hahahaha, I'd feel so awesome:)

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:46pm

    Saint barbara's, crystal cathedral, hmmm wonder what church???

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:08pm

    Dam. That's amazing lol

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:04pm

    Come on now, your hand isn't THAT good!!

  • 51 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:31am

    In soviet russia they dont have church bells.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:27pm

    Finally a tfln worth reading!!

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:21pm

    Cumming makes me thirsty.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 7:24pm

    Probaby God warning you to stop jacking off so much!

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:29pm

    I came on Jesus once.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:24pm

    fuck off 2:22 thats awosomeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 7:11am

    Fucking app truncating posts!! ...but we were in the Hilton in Pittsburg and it was a fireworks show at 3 Rivers Stadium. FTW!!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:18pm

    OP never said anything about having sex :) But that is still pretty epic.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:19pm

    Sum funny shit!

  • 40 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 7:09am

    Similar thing happened with me

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:16pm

    god loves you and your right hand

  • 58 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 3:28pm

    Church bells go off every hour and half hour from 7am-7pm so the chances of this happening are high. WIN.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 1:53am

    ahahaha......hilarious

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 9:42pm

    I honestly think this is the best one yet

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:58pm

    my favorite so far :)

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:11pm

    These pretzels are making me cum

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Ahiram on Aug 17, 10 at 3:14am

    I can't stop laughing

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 2:18pm

    Best one yet... I'm jealous!

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:43pm

    LMAO!!! Best. Thing. EVER!!!!!

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 2:39pm

    Epic Orgasm. Congrats

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:30am

    Punzi punzi punzi parapa punzi punzi punzi

  • 30 43
    Submitted by usmc831 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:29am

    Congradulated you? Erectile disfunction or something??

  • 40 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 12, 09 at 3:55am

    ummm i havent seen a church bell in OC

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:56pm

    So when did the other guy?

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:23am

    God made hot white girls. He must be horny as hell

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:16pm

    where is Orange County do you live next to a church that actually has bells ?

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 4:09pm

    4:04 DAWWWW! WHOOPED!! hahaha

  • 37 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:35pm

    WIN FOR YOU! hahaha thats PRO

  • 41 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 7:24am

    

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:43am

    Jesus lord your a hero

  • 36 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:48am

    Haha that's truely amazing

  • 14 27
    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 25, 12 at 11:44pm

    💒🎊🔔

  • 29 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:52pm

    Cooked Goose!!! Cooked Goose for Everyone!!!!!!!!

  • 20 52
    Submitted by kittykat22 on Nov 5, 11 at 1:21pm

    the same thing happened to me a few weeks ago, i felt like i was being damned for being a champion