kristin has been a bad kristin
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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