I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize