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  • 93 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:18pm

    Stupid text. Moderators failed.

  • 80 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:53am

    Nah, that's not drunk, that's just college. exactly what i was going to say.

  • 72 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:43pm

    I do that when I'm sober...

  • 78 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:03pm

    not very creative...not even a funny TFLN! wtf...mine never make it on here and this shit does?

  • 74 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:07pm

    good way to save milk with this economy...

  • 71 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:53pm

    Umm I do this all the time when I run out of spoons. Yesterday I ate cereal out of a mug so small that I had to fill it up twice. And ate with a fork. Sober.

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:58pm

    this sh** is hilarious

  • 65 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:11pm

    this is so stupid, i do way better things when im drunk

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 7:48pm

    Ugh. When I see a text from my country I at least want it not to suck. Fok jou.

  • 69 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 10:37pm

    3:43 I do that too....

  • 61 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:35pm

    this text is SHITTAY hehe

  • 68 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:29pm

    south africa represent!

  • 70 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 1:27pm

    I always eat my cereal with a fork..

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:16pm

    i had one last night that didnt get posted but i tried eating rice cripies last night with chopsticks...how the hell does this get posted and not my chopstick escapade?

  • 64 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 9:35am

    you guys realize that the moderators have a quota of non-sexual related texts, so sometimes ones like this HAVE to make.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 11:39pm

    Nah, that's not drunk, that's just college.

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 11:14pm

    I do that when I'm sober...

  • 61 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 2:08pm

    Did it . . .not even drunk. . . this is lame.

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:25pm

    This is the dumbest text I have ever heard. Does not deserve to be on TFLN.

  • 52 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 7:45am

    shoulda gotten out the duct tape and made a duct-foon, the lesser known cousin of the spork...