I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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