He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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