I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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