he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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