i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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