I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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