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  • 87 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:05pm

    one away from "the freshman 15"

  • 68 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:12pm

    Drugging them at parties doesn't count.

  • 66 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:07pm

    ...and 14 new cases of the herp have been record at your school...

  • 69 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:30pm

    5:18 must've been one of his 14

  • 63 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:13pm

    I call bullshit. You banged 14 freshman like I climbed mount everest. Dick.

  • 57 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:08pm

    yikes... now 14 freshman have herpes

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:14pm

    I like how the general consensus is that he's the man and the girls he used are whores. No double standard there.

  • 42 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:13pm

    At 5:08...How are the Freshman skanks just because he slept with them? He's the one whoring around not them.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:01pm

    14 fresh men....hmmm did they all bust a nut in ur ass?

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:02pm

    OKAY. People need to stop being so sexist. Why do people automatically assume that this text was written by a guy? You know what, that wouldn't even matter because if it was a girl, everyone would call her a slut. Guy can go fuck around, and everyone thinks they're so cool, but when girls do, they're whores. That's a double standard right there. And no one, man nor woman, should go around having sex with fourteen people. Can you STDS? Unplanned pregnancy?

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:02am

    Did Tiger Woods text this?

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:49am

    I like how everyone keeps mentioning STDs and aids. You do know condoms still exist and people still use them right? It's not like this person is saying they raw-dogged 14 people. Chill out.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:15pm

    why are all the tfln so sexist! talk about spreading AIDS and having unplanned children. men DO have to pay child support you know.

  • 40 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:47am

    wow. i know who wrote this. youre an asshole, max.

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:46pm

    you're a jackass...how will your future wife feel about that?

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:35pm

    Way to be proud loser.

  • 32 31
    Submitted by 5155 on Feb 4, 11 at 9:27am

    Get it man

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:52pm

    Definitely good ol PU haha

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:55pm

    Don't flatter yourself Ryan Peck

  • 40 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:55pm

    If a key opens many locks it's a master key. If a lock is opened by many keys it's just a shitty lock.

  • 27 26
    Submitted by jules4 on Jun 7, 10 at 1:32am

    Has anyone noticed that he said semester? Still half the year left... And don't say it could have been his second semester cause he would probly have said year and not semester

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:16pm

    I don't think so. I'm pretty sure girls want it just as much as guys. Don't hate on the chichas for getting some unless you're gonna bash the XY as well. It takes two to tango. [[As a freshman who just finished my first semester, I'll admit, it's a little tough not to go overboard at first. But I do who I want, not just anyone I meet. Why am I judged more than some guy who does 14 girls in a semester?]]

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:01am

    I hope u die of AIDS

  • 33 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:11pm

    5:18 That's because you're a loose slut.

  • 31 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:14pm

    To 626: Some of the most successful, rich, powerful men I know got that way by fucking younger women... A LOT of younger women...

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:52am

    Damn, you banged 14, how many did you knocked up?? Hell yah! "umm no once a slut always a SLUT"

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:57pm

    @5:05 - Hilarious!! hahaha

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:33pm

    Yeah, your own guide, albeit illiterate.

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:09pm

    Have fun with them diseases.

  • 28 35
    Submitted by jules4 on Jun 7, 10 at 1:28am

    5:46, how the hell will his future wife find out about this?

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:24pm

    THIS WOULD BE FROM AREA CODE 914! Skankiest area code I know of...

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:26pm

    @12:15, I for one am a freshman in college, I certainly didn't go whoring around, I'm sure many girls can say the same. FYI not all freshmen are raging sex addicts. Who the fuck gave you that idea? The guys on here are so obnoxious. like sex is all they have to live for, fucking younger girls isn't going to give you lifelong success, health, or money. get your priorities straight.

  • 34 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:29pm

    8:42, you're still assuming the OP was a man and the freshmen are girls... like freshman boys don't like sex either?

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:48pm

    Freshman... get em while theyre skinny!

  • 31 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:35pm

    pretty sad you have to take advantage of freshmens cuz you cant get any girls your own age

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:43am

    soo i love how people say freshman are sluts, what happens when they are sophomores the next year did they magicly jsut change and not be sluts anymore umm no once a slut always a SLUT

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:42pm

    8:13, because freshmen are easy as fuck, everyone knows that.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:46pm

    Lmao everyones hating on this guy, prob because they can't manage 14 kills themself.

  • 30 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 1:36am

    Comes with a fresh glass of AIDS!!

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:24pm

    You're probably a homo and bang dudes

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 7:40am

    6:05, it's "should have" not "should of"

  • 36 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:32pm

    9:26, why are they bitches just for having sex? Plus maybe they only had sex with one guy (who very well might have taken advantage of their naivety and hurt their feelings quite a bit), while this guy had sex with 14 girls... who needs to keep their knees closed?

  • 29 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:40pm

    no you didn't, virgin

  • 34 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:08pm

    freshmen are such skanks.

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:01pm

    Damn y'all just hating on this man for doin work. I'm impressed. I only got to nine this semester but that's probably bc I go to nc state where there's way too many dudes

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:20pm

    9:14. what fantasy world do you live in? that is so not true.

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:13pm

    i like how everyone assumed this was a guy

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:21pm

    i agree with 6:26. sex is sex. why everyone makes it their life goal is beyond me. thats a pretty low standard to set for oneself. (fucking girls, as goal. ru kidding me?)

  • 28 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:16pm

    Real men abandon their babies!

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:08pm

    5:13 yes, you used your dick to climb mount everest and if the OP is male, he used his dick to fuck 14 freshmen.

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:43pm

    Making all college freshmen proud

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:05pm

    Keep fuckin them freshmen! So easy not even funny

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:31am

    10:55 Outdated analogy is outdated.

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:44pm

    Everyone bashing the OP is just jealous they can't fuck 14 girls in one semester. Props to you OP.

  • 30 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:55pm

    Dayyyumm [; nice work

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:58am

    If your hot i'd like to be added to next semisters w:)

  • 28 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:02am

    wow, now i know this is a fuckin lie, nobody named max has ever gotten laid.

  • 21 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:28pm

    ...And what were the little boys' names?

  • 24 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:33am

    What you idiodic women who are whining about a double standard don't understand is that guys, by the laws of nature, are driven to fuck as many women as possible. Women, on the other hand, are inclined to take one load and have a baby as opposed to fucking 30 dudes. On a different note, you're all cum dumpsters you whores. Watch out for AIDS

  • 23 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:02pm

    The difference between freshmen and sophomores is maturity. Many freshmen girls don't know how to act being on their own for the first time, so they go overboard. Once they are sophomores they experienced it for a year and everything isnt so new

  • 21 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 11:25pm

    That sux. I didn't bang anyone my first year. Or second.

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:20pm

    14 is pretty weak actually, must be ugly...

  • 36 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:18pm

    I'm a chick and I SURE I could top that in a whole semester!

  • 26 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:05pm

    should of worked a little harder.. the real mark is 30, a new one every weekend night of the semester

  • 23 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:46am

    I have to give you props for getting to 14. I was only able to reach 10 this semester, not all of which were freshman though. Next semester you just have to set your goal higher! My goal is 15. And for all of those whiny bitches, yes i am a male.

  • 21 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:59pm

    Nice. You are my hero.

  • 28 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:15pm

    @ 10:32 --- how far up your ass do you have your head? "maybe they only had sex with one guy " --what a stupid statement. No freshman girls fucks just one guy. If they are the type that goes whore when they get away from home, that pussy is open for business 24/7. Don't know ANY freshmen women that just fuck one guy. Some don't even stay at one in the same day

  • 19 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:46pm

    you might wanna get checked dude

  • 24 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:28pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 22 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:45pm

    @6:08 that's the nicest thing anyone said to me.

  • 22 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:15am

    it doesnt matter. if they are dtf then who gives a cares

  • 25 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:26pm

    nobody puts a gun to the head of these loose freshman bitches and makes them fuck like rabbits. So all you bitches that think this is sexist or that there is a double standard -- look to yourselves and keep those knees closed

  • 21 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:55pm

    He is the man a. Because he got mad fresh meat cooch, and b. Because so what if there's double standards fuck you

  • 20 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:35pm

    I hope the OP didn't waste his time banging them more than once. The way to deal with freshman bitches is pump 'em and dump 'em and go find another. The beauty of it all is that next year -- there will be new freshman poon to sample