What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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