they need to just BURY HIM!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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