Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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