What a fucking waste of an outfit
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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