Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Barsexuality is the new black.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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