First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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