and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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