yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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