Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Randomize