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  • 76 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 12:21am

    you're from Detroit, i give it, 5 maybe 10 mins before you start licking the jar clean

  • 65 57
    Submitted by bigdaddy013 on Apr 13, 10 at 10:26pm

    Loob!!!!!

  • 68 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:21am

    you find a hot chick and layer her with it then lick it off lol!!!!!!!

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:45pm

    Could you have 50gallons of a more useless substance?

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 8:57am

    dont use it as lube i know a girl that got magets from that

  • 67 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:09pm

    make a delicious slip n' slide in the arb, then get passers-by to join in

  • 38 30
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 18, 11 at 3:29am

    What could you NOT do, you mean? The possibilities of mess are endless!

  • 67 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:36am

    I Know Exactly What You Could Do.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:41pm

    gross. mayo = disgusting.

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 6:48pm

    Pretend it's cum and swallow it?

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:05pm

    fill your bath tub with it

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:06pm

    Use it as lube for your fuck buddy's dried up clam.

  • 67 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:01pm

    that's what she said...

  • 47 60
    Submitted by bandandamandan on Feb 27, 11 at 6:00am

    If your a guy..........fake an orgasm

  • 42 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:58pm

    make some sandwiches!

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 8:31pm

    fill balloons with mayo and throw them at cars like water-balloons.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:00pm

    what CAN'T you do with 50 gallons of mayo?

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:27pm

    host a mega pimento cheese party!!!

  • 52 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 2:53am

    haha. i know who this is. =D your friends are bastards. they sent it to you.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:31pm

    try selling it on ebay

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 9:39pm

    mayo wrestling for SURE

  • 48 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:45pm

    use it for conditioner! I heard it does wonders for split ends!!

  • 47 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:47pm

    put pepper in it and eat it with french fries. it's amazing. a don't knock it till you've tried it kind of thing.

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:11am

    I'm pretty sure this is a fake.

  • 52 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:52pm

    Make a thousand sandwiches or a shit ton of macaroni salad.

  • 27 51
    Submitted by 2wmnFKNGaPOLRbr on Jun 14, 11 at 3:03am

    Make mayo snow balls buy a water balloons launcher and get creative

  • 36 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 6:08pm

    I don't care if it's fake!! It's awesome!!!