U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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