What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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